Anti-Jokes

What’s red and smells like blue paint?  Red paint.

How do you make a plumber sad?  Kill his wife and family.

Anti-jokes are some of the best jokes ever, because the endings are completely unexpected.  When the setup of a joke is presented, we try to think of a clever response.  Anti-jokes flip the joke on its head by concluding with a logical response.

For more good anti-jokes, check out Anti-Joke Cat.