High fives are an art form. As someone who tends to make a lot of high-quality jokes in public, I tend to receive more high fives than the average person. Through my experience, I have discovered why some high fives are better than others.
The two defining characteristics of a hive five are the amount of pain transferred and amount of noise produced. Optimally, the high five should be nearly painless, as well as make a great smacking sound, announcing to the world that a success has just been achieved.
I have provided a graph:
Hopefully your high fives are good enough that you will high five once again in celebration.
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