Laugh tracks make everything funnier. Popsicle. *Hardy Laughter* See?
What I need is a small device that on the push of a button plays a laugh track. Imagine, after you tell that hilarious joke you’ve been developing over the past two hours, a crowd to appreciate your comic genius. Not only will it provide the intended reaction, it will also prompt others around you to think your joke was actually funny. Therefore, by pretending to be funnier, you actually are.
But, why stop there? I would have a variety of sound effects, all programmable into the device. Maybe famous movie quotes, ready for the perfect situation. Or what about a cricket chirping, the buh-dum-tss of drums, or an explosion? With great timing, this device could provide comic relief to an otherwise boring situation.
I have provided an illustration:
Chocolate Frosted Sugar Bombs 