Monthly Archives: January 2013

Portable Games

As computers and devices become more mobile, the quality and range of entertainment options decreases.  When the most popular iPhone game is a cheap rip-off of a 5-year-old flash game in which you throw birds at various structures, you know something is wrong.

I have come up with an easy, reliable, and accessible idea for a better mobile gaming option.  Simply take a backpack, put your PC/console inside, along with an appropriate battery, and you are set.  Along with a small TV screen and your choice of controller, this all-in-one package takes the quality of actual videogames and combines it with the mobility needed for today’s fast paced world.

The only limitations would be lack of online connection and inability to take it on airplanes, since I doubt you can get through security with a massive battery and a full-sized desktop computer.

Self-Fufilling Prophecies

Part of being a critical observer of the world around you is understanding and identifying self-fufilling prophecies.  These are predictions that by the nature of the prediction, or by making the prediction, are guaranteed to come true.

This often occurs in newspaper or magazine headlines.  “X is popular/trendy!”  Of course it is – thousands of people around the country now know about said person/product and now believe it is legitimately popular.  “X is gaining support [in a political election].”  Well, now that you said that, more people may be inclined to follow them.  And my personal favorite, “Consumer confidence on the rise!” Oh give me a break.  The newspaper people are just manipulating their readers into thinking consumer confidence is on the rise, so that it actually is.

Another example is saying some place is a very good school.  “Oh, you go/went to X?  That’s a really good school!”  Now that you’ve said that, better people will apply there, actually making it a better school because of the quality of the people.

In my opinion, creating a self-fulfilling prophecy is one of the most underhanded forms of manipulation, since most people are unaware, and you can claim you never manipulated people in the first place.

Also, on a side note, this blog has recently been very popular and everyone says they thoroughly enjoy reading it.

RIP 1934-2012

If a man was born in 1934, and died in 2012, how old was he when he died?  You might think, “78 obviously.”  I disagree.

If I put a pizza in the oven and look at the clock, which says 6:03, then come back when it reads 6:16, how much time has passed?  To understand this type of question, I will ask another question, focusing on the point of interest: How much time has passed between 6:03 and 6:04?  The answer is anywhere from zero to two minutes.  If I looked at the clock exactly as it turned 6:03, then looked back just before it switched to 6:05, two minutes had passed.  If I looked at the clock just before it turned 6:04, then looked again a second later, it would read 6:04, even though only one second had passed.

This phenomena (basic counting principle?) occurs often in lists.  If I read chapters 6-12 in a book, I have read 7 chapters: 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, and 12.  You cannot merely subtract the higher number from the lower number, since both the ends are included.

Going back to my original question, what if the man was born on January 1st, 1934, at 12:00 AM, and died on December 31st, 2012, at midnight?  Applying the same logic to the other way around, the man has a range of how old he actually could have been at death, anywhere from 77-79 years old.  Even though this is the most extreme of cases, a person’s true age can easily be off my a year based on the months of their birth and death.  Let’s say the man was born in May, and died in November.  In 2012, he experienced his 78th birthday, and therefore was 78 when he died.  On the other hand, if he died in March, he had not yet reached his 78th birthday, and was only 77 when he died.  In summary, since age is only calculated by complete years, simple calculation of how old someone was when they died can be incorrect.

Also, I think my pizza is burning.

Déjà vu

Déjà vu is one of the oddest feelings ever.  Most of the time for me, I feel like I have been in the same situation in a dream before.  Sometimes I randomly duck, hoping an object will fly over my head and I will save my own life, as well as looking awesome in the process.

I am not going to try to explain what causes it, but my personal theory is that I traveled back in time to that moment.  We feel as if we have experienced a certain moment before because we actually have.  In the alternate universe, I made some terrible mistake, having to retrace my steps to before the incident.  Of course this usually involves some heroic situation of the world on the verge of destruction, as I desperately push the button to send me back in time as lasers shoot everywhere and explosions come from all angles.

But I usually just stop for a moment, then continue on with my day.

Football Interviews

Interviews with football players are always the same.  The interviewer, usually a woman, asks a question with an obvious answer, and the player responds with the obvious answer.

Woman: “What was your mindset during tonight’s game?”
Player: “Well, you know this was an important game.  We needed to win, we went out there, and we did it.”

I mean really, what else is the player going to say?  Of course their goal is to win – this isn’t elementary school soccer where the kids only care about the ice cream they get after the game.

There is nothing meaningful you are going to get from a 300-pound man, tired and sweaty from a long game that involved many impacts on his head.

Country Music

Country music is pitifully easy to write.  Similarly to rap music(?), the songs usually detail a normal event or basic emotions in response to a cliché scenario.  Although country music is not nearly as bad as most people seem to think, the lyrics in some songs make me doubt the legitimacy of the music.

To prove my point, I have written the lyrics to an original country song, entitled “The Grocery Store.”

I was a-walkin’ one day through the grocery store
and I looked behind me, right at the floor,
and I saw coupon just lyin’ there.

I saw an elderly woman, walking away
down to the next aisle, and I say,
“I need to give it back to her.”

I catch up with her and say, “Pardon me,”
then hand her the ‘Buy one get one free’.

She thanks me kindly, like good folk always do,
and I turn back to shoppin’, I gotta get home too.

As I pick out some chips from aisle three,
I see a purdy lady starin’ at me.
And that folks, is how I met my wife.

She comes up and says “That was awful nice of you.
What’s your name?  I’ve got movie tickets for two.”
I looked her in the eyes, and I’d never been happier in my life.

2013 Preview

The first day of the year is a good time to look forward.

I have a lot of great ideas for the upcoming year, although I am confident I will have even better ones as the year progresses.  The schedule will remain as normal, and I see no end in sight.  Chocolate Frosted Sugar Bombs has continued to grow ever since its creation, and I hope to continue that trend.  As always, feel free to leave comments and share it with your friends (or enemies, depending on your opinion of the blog).

Also, I have a super-secret project which will be revealed very soon.

Best of 2012

The last day of the year is a good time to look back.

Since everyone has their “Best/Worst of 2012” lists, I though I would make one as well.  I have listed my favorite five posts from the last year (7 months), based on my own objective insight.  If you have a different favorite, feel free to leave it in the comments.

1. Potentially the Greatest Idea of All Time

2. A Personnel Problem

3. Bowling

4. Kobe!

5. A Serious Question