Emphasis

The sentence, “I didn’t say she stole my money” has seven different meanings based on which word gets the emphasis.

“I didn’t say she stole my money.” – Accusing someone else.
“I didn’t say she stole my money.” – Questioning the entirety of the event.
“I didn’t say she stole my money.” – He screamed it.
“I didn’t say she stole my money.” – The dog did.
“I didn’t say she stole my money.” – “Borrowed”.
“I didn’t say she stole my money.” – She stole Bob’s money.
“I didn’t say she stole my money.” – Only the credit card, jewelry, and the car.

At this moment it has come to my attention that there is an eighth (please do not stare at the word “eighth” too long – it will make you question the nature of words, the english language, and even your life itself) way to say this sentence:

“I didn’t say she stole my money!” – Anger at a friend who after many times has confused the intentions of your statement, and is now going on explaining all of the different meanings with stupid little joke/explanations afterwards.